ABOUT- JOHN DIBELLO: THE TEN COMMANDMENTS ACCORDING TO OBAMAThe Ten Commandments According to Obama I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.) SOURCE II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore. SOURCE III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. SOURCE IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy. SOURCE V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money. SOURCE VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby. SOURCE VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed. SOURCE VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives. SOURCE IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian. SOURCE X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet. SOURCE For more shirts and more sizes, visit our CafePress store! Related Products OBAMA MAGNET OBAMA MAGNET $14.95 $3.75 Anybody But Obama 2012 T Shirt Anybody But Obama 2012 T Shirt $25.00 $14.95 Reagan vs Obama T Shirt Reagan vs Obama T Shirt $29.95 $19.95 Find Similar Products by Category Find by Topic Politics All Products Apparel Find by Topic Miscellaneous Tea Party Supplies Apparel T Shirts Home Find by Topic Politics Ten Commandments According to Obama T Shirt Home All Products Ten Commandments According to Obama T Shirt Home Apparel Ten Commandments According to Obama T Shirt Home Find by Topic Miscellaneous Tea Party Supplies Ten Commandments According to Obama T Shirt Home Apparel T Shirts Ten Commandments According to Obama T Shirt !

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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS ACCORDING TO OBAMAThe Ten Commandments According to Obama I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.) SOURCE II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore. SOURCE III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. SOURCE IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy. SOURCE V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money. SOURCE VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby. SOURCE VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed. SOURCE VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives. SOURCE IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian. SOURCE X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet. SOURCE For more shirts and more sizes, visit our CafePress store! Related Products OBAMA MAGNET OBAMA MAGNET $14.95 $3.75 Anybody But Obama 2012 T Shirt Anybody But Obama 2012 T Shirt $25.00 $14.95 Reagan vs Obama T Shirt Reagan vs Obama T Shirt $29.95 $19.95 Find Similar Products by Category Find by Topic Politics All Products Apparel Find by Topic Miscellaneous Tea Party Supplies Apparel T Shirts Home Find by Topic Politics Ten Commandments According to Obama T Shirt Home All Products Ten Commandments According to Obama T Shirt Home Apparel Ten Commandments According to Obama T Shirt Home Find by Topic Miscellaneous Tea Party Supplies Ten Commandments According to Obama T Shirt Home Apparel T Shirts Ten Commandments According to Obama T Shirt !

The Ten Commandments According to Obama

I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.) SOURCE
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore. SOURCE
III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. SOURCE
IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy. SOURCE
V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money. SOURCE
VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby. SOURCE
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed. SOURCE
VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives. SOURCE
IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian. SOURCE
X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet. SOURCE

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